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Support
In crisis? People first. Call or text 988 in the US, 911 in an emergency. Everything below can wait; that can't.
Orders
Where is my order?
Printing takes 2 to 7 business days, then 3 to 8 in transit. You get a tracking email the moment it ships. If it has been 15 business days with no tracking, mail us with your order reference (it's on your receipt and on the order page).
Misprint, damage or defect
Replaced free. Email a photo and your order reference within 30 days of delivery and a new one goes into production.
Wrong size
Everything is printed to order, so we can't exchange sizes. Sizes run true to Bella+Canvas 3001 (tees), Gildan 18000 (sweatshirts) and Gildan 18500 (hoodies); if you're between sizes, go up.
Printables
The Word is sold on Etsy. Downloads live in your Etsy account under Purchases; Etsy support handles download and refund questions.
The Keeper
The Keeper is a free AI. It never speaks as God, never gives medical or legal advice, and routes any crisis to real people first. Read the guardrails. Conversations live only in your browser; use "forget this conversation" on the Keeper page to clear them.
Contact
Mailbox: watchman@sinistheenemy.com. Real person, usually within one business day.